Well I guess my wish has been fulfilled

They should just feed Hest to Spit

majortvjunkie:

college

(Source: College Humor)

koreyadkins:

buzzfeed:

Finding a job sucks.

But really though

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm)

aspieangles:

My life story.

samaeloliver:

ANOTHER EXCITING RESEARCH MOMENT

APPARENTLY HAVING DIFFICULTY TURNING A KEY THE RIGHT WAY TO OPEN A DOOR IS AN AUTISM THING

SUDDENLY MY WHOLE LIFE MAKES SENSE

*has never ever been able to open a door on the first or second try*

edgebug:

sincerely, a person who has been on prozac for 9 years

this is in response to some shitty stuff i’ve seen on my dash recently. it’s super simplified, so if you’d like to know some more indepth stuff on how exactly it works, google it—OR BETTER YET actually talk to a mental health doctor psychiatrist person wow

stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

True Targister

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