khaleesita:

Attention Game of Thrones costumers:

I’m thinking of starting a Daenerys Targaryen costume, but I only have one problem. Emilia Clarke is quite pale and I have significantly darker olive skin. Can anyone recommend me a good brand of mayonnaise to cover myself in to get that fair-skinned look? I strive to look as much like my characters as I can, but Daenerys is a long shot. Pale can be beautiful and I just want to honor her. :)

Obviously I don’t think white people look like mayo. But this is exactly how much of an asshole you sound like when you paint yourself like a carrot to look like poc in cosplay It will never be a “compliment,” just as if I were to do something that ridiculous.

rhaella and dany, mother/daughter bonding
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rhaenysdayne:

she hasn’t been sure how to talk to dany since her daughter became a teenager but she curls up in her arms in front of the tv, rhaella can almost pretend she’s got her little girl back again.

soundlyawake:

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iwillnotcringe:

You can call me Queen B - a mix for highschool!Cersei Lannister

[listen]

  1. Roar - Katy Perry
  2. Hard Out Here - Lily Allen
  3. Bow Down / I been on - Beyoncé
  4. Bitter Rivals - Sleigh Bells
  5. Kiss my Sass - Cobra Starship
  6. Girls - Marina and The Diamonds
  7. Trouble - Natalia Kills
  8. She’s Out of Control - The Donnas
  9. Are you Satisfied - Marina and the Diamonds
  10. You, My Everything - Ellie Goulding
  11. Lolita - Lana Del Rey
  12. Television - Natalia Kills
  13. The Boys - Nicki Minaj
  14. Good Girls Go Bad - Cobra Starship

wetwasteofagirl replied to your post “I HOOVERED RIP MY EARS”

omg british english it looks so funny when people say “hoovered” heeee

I learnt english from so many sources and people that mine is some really weird mix of british and american english bc I don’t bother trying to know where the words come from


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816 plays

I HOOVERED

RIP MY EARS

heartofoshun:

darkingofmordor:

picture the most serious character that you know of

now picture them tripping ungracefully and falling down some stairs

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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